Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Two-Pack Shakur, Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Multi-pack of 2 Dozen Cookies) (Dirty Dozen + Fortunes Against Humanity)
IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Miss Fortunes is the funny fortune cookie that satisfies your sweet tooth, but never sugarcoats your destiny. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here -- just gloomy and outlandish predictions that will leave everyone laughing. 24 sinfully delicious cookies, each with a slightly twisted and hilarious message.
A GREAT ADULT PARTY IDEA: Get your gatherin off to an outrageous start with racy messages that are sure to provoke conversation, and quite possibly outrage.
DOUBLE YOUR MISFORTUNE: The Two-Pack Shakur features two of our most popular bags bundled together -- one with racy, adult messages, the other with dark and disturbed ones. You're welcome!
100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would just be kinda gross.
Overview
Occasion : Birthday, Lunar New Year, Party, Valentine's Day
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