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MISSFORTUNES

Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Birthday Dozen, Make This The Birthday They'll Probably Forget! Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies)

Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Birthday Dozen, Make This The Birthday They'll Probably Forget! Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies)

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  • IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Devilishly red, you know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing. No promises of riches or romance -- just outrageous and twisted predictions that will leave everyone laughing.
  • A GREAT GIFT IDEA: You've never given or received a birthday gift quite like Miss Fortunes. Gets any gathering off to a hilarious start.
  • NO REPEATS GUARANTEED: 12 unique jokes in every bag.
  • 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
  • INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would just be kinda gross.

Overview

  • Occasion : Birthday
  • Flavor : Vanilla
  • Number of Items : 12
  • Unit Count : 3.9 Ounce
  • Brand : MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
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