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MISSFORTUNES

Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Unlucky Dozen, For Those Who Have Been Finger'd By Fate! Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Green Fortune Cookies)

Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Unlucky Dozen, For Those Who Have Been Finger'd By Fate! Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Green Fortune Cookies)

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About This

  • IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! No promises of riches or romance -- just outrageous and twisted predictions that will leave everyone laughing.
  • A GREAT ADULT PARTY STARTER: Get your gathering off to an outrageous start with messages that are sure to provoke conversation, and quite possibly fisticuffs.
  • NO REPEAT MESSAGES GUARANTEED: If you find two of the same joke in the same bag, we will let you fire a random employee of your choice.
  • 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
  • INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would just be kinda gross.

Overview

  • Occasion : Birthday, Lunar New Year, St. Patrick's Day, Valentine's Day
  • Flavor : Vanilla
  • Number of Items : 12
  • Unit Count : 3.9 Ounce
  • Brand : MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
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