Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Lunar Dozen, Give Them The Gift of Laughter and Red Food Dye, Chinese New Year, Written by Professional Comedy Writers, Safe For All Ages (Bag of 12 Cookies)
IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! 12 sinfully delicious cookies, each with a slightly twisted and hilarious message for the The Year of The Horse. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here -- just twisted and outrageous predictions that will leave everyone laughing.
DEVILISHLY RED: You know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing...
A FESTIVE PARTY IDEA: Get your gathering off to an uproarious start with provocative messages that will generate onversation and possibly some blank stares.
SAFE FOR ALL AGES: Cynically sinister fortunes that will delight (or horrify) the entire family.
100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
Overview
Occasion : Chinese New Year, Gift, Lunar New Year, New Year
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